A man looks at his wife and says, “Your butt is big, I bet your butt
is bigger than the barbecue grill.” He got a measuring tape, measured
the grill and then measured her bottom. “I was right, your butt is two
inches wider than the grill.”
The woman ignored him.
Later that night, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s
wrong?”
She says, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie?”
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