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Thursday, 29 December 2011

Funny Funny - Har Har

 THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

3 comments:

helpmerhonda72 said...

Ok, you had me with the fish, lol!!! Lost me with the sailor.......

Elena said...

Um...Sam? O-o ROTFLMAO!!!!! I don't know what to say.......

R Firasek said...

I love me a pirate that knows how to talk dirty. This was awesome!

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