Sunday School Lesson........
Little Janice was not the best student in
Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the
universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!