On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned
ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!"
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