Your honour, I am 75 years old.
So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.
He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honour. So I
don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honour.
Why, Your Honour, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just
spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take
me!" That's when he yelled, "April Fool" and that's
when I shot the Fucking Son of a Bitch!!
2 comments:
That's too funny...lollollol!!!
LMAO!!!! To funny
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