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Sunday, 21 August 2011

FUNNY FUNNY HAR HAR! #1

A husband had just finished reading a new book “You Can Be The Man of Your House.”
He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on you need to know that I’m the man of the house and my word is the LAW. You will prepare me dinner tonight and when I’m done eating you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you will go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterward you will draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow morning guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”


The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”




5 comments:

helpmerhonda72 said...

Tee hee hee!

Elena said...

Now that's a good wife =D ahahahaha.....

Megan@Riverina Romantics said...

Too funny!

Megan@Riverina Romantics said...

Is the blog gonna look like this more that a week this time?

Elena said...

Hehehehe.... Megs! This look is staying. You likey? Hope so :D Actually I gotta cross my fingers. You never know. Lol!!

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